hornyspice:

*opens a pack of gum*
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vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

asexualityresources:

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What?

finally an article for me

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snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

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"Really, really — I’m such a dork. I just pretend to be cool."

(Source: romanoffbarnes, via takemeback-)

mewtoot:

if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me

(Source: gay8, via takemeback-)

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

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beyoncevevo:

thats when you know this site is fake 
silly-luv:

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kimpissible:

police officer: you’re under arrest.
me: im rubber, you’re glue. what bounces off of me sticks to you(:
police officer: fuck

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“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

(Source: nygaards, via teenscoolest)

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