kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

(via greetings)

kingofcreppyisland:

Bae: Come over I’m horny ;)

Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit

Bae: My parents are out

Me:

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(via greetings)

piranhapunk:

zubat:

"I had a husky who was raised with cats, and thought she was fucking cat. She even sat like a cat, with her arms and legs tucked under herself."

ooooooh my god my heart

(Source: zubat, via greetings)

fartgallery:

we all need a hand to hold sometimes

h0ppip:

"hey aren’t you too old for Poké…”

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(via greetings)

sniffing:

remember that time lohanthony reblogged my text post and then stole it a week later
tamorapierce:

borderlineotaku:

whatalansays:

blackcaliente:

i guess you could call this
a moist owlet

…I’m so done with this site.

It’s such an aggressive and in your face water dance

I’m singin in the rain/Just singin in the rain/what a glorious feeling/I’m happy again

bobbyhoying:

*makes typo*

*deletes typo*

*realize i like the aesthetic the typo gave to what i said so i put the typo back in*

(via teenscoolest)

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